Winter Pro Tip: Ovens make for the best space heaters. They warm up the home while making something tasty for the tummy. I can't think of a better win-win situation at this moment.
The Siberian cold front is upon Chicago in full force. Today's weather is a eyeball-freezing high of "too cold for any thermostat to be effective" - brought to you by Google, my open living room window, and my failing radiator heaters.